hello all i am writing this short story to inform you of the recent events that have unfolded in the infant battle known as my life, at first i was going to introduce you to the theory of mechanical know how logic but i am not sure you are fully suitable/ready for the exposure to my possible mutagenic knowledge. i will start by telling you the story of the little boy who cried a wolf, i believe the feasibility of this novel is negotiable due to the fact than i am rather unsure as to weather anyone could physically cry a wolf due to its large size being a canine carnivore. The claim that the human tear duct let alone a small boys tear-duct could accommodate such an animal is obviously not true as im sure many of you reading this will agree. In fact if i were to witness a claim like this first hand i would surely have a cause for concern and show the boy the flaws in his logic, however he could just being making such a claim to gain attention for whatever reason and such behaviour i condemn as i am sure many of you will frown upon it also. Anyway i must not digress even though these claims infuriate me deeply i will not let this show furthermore than i may have already done so up until this point so anyway the story goes like this .............

Err.........what?

its a short story written by yours truly
i think its more of a family guy script

reminds me of that song
cry me a river
love to see that next to the boy crying wolf

What a strange thread

Maybe Cewy wanted to see how many smileys he could get in one thread haha


CG

I still appreciate your posts cewy

i shall be posting the next part of this enthralling story tonight

Ummmm I find it a little hard to decipher.... Some paragraphs would help and maybe some shorter sentences...

it is a little hard to read but hes got a point how could a little boy crya wolf?

I cry mars bars.

mabye you eat too many so theres no room in your stomach so they go up to your eyes and then just come out

Yes and maybe the little boy ate to many wolfs?

mabye